The day is quickly coming when Budgets Suck will point to another site. I, the mysterious Fifi, am expanding this project to be bigger and better and help even more people! But to do this, I must reveal myself! Here is a hint. A BIG hint, but a hint, none the less. I am trying to be a True Generalist. That is my pursuit. I can help you get everything done you desire as well.

Don’t you want to know how to MAKE THE FUTURE WHAT YOU WANT?!  All will be revealed August 1st!

We’re all doing em: lose weight, get fit, quit drinking soda…  Why not for your finances?  You know, I don’t like to call them resolutions.  Even though the name means you are RESOLUTE in fulfilling these tasks, the truth in how we see new years resolutions is more like something we hope to get done, or may get done, or would be nice to do.  It’s almost expected of us to fritter away the resolutions just because that’s what everyone else does.  No, I like to call them New Years Goals.  These are goals that I WILL accomplish in 2012!

  1. Be worth nothing!  That’s right, some time in 2012, I will attain a net worth of ZERO!  And I am so looking forward to it.  Coming from -60,000 in Jan 2011, I’m more than amazed how I’ve been able to make the upward climb.  It just shows how little attention I was really paying to my finances and how little planning I had done.  Now I have a plan, I’m sticking to it, and moving forward.
  2. Get a new job.  I know that more income is not the key to financial success but it would really help me catch up with my set backs.  So I need to make more money, get matching 401k, and be HOME more often.  Too much travel. 
  3. Get Real Estate profitable.  My real estate is still back and forth.  It was good earlier this year when all rooms were filled.  But when two tenants leave, you’re back in the negative cash flow each month.  sigh.  I need to get it simpler and cut costs to gain more profit.  Any advice on this one I would greatly appreciate.

That’s it for my New Years Goals.  How bout you guys?  Got some NYGs?!

I started out with more than most on student loans.  In fact, I've NEVER met anyone with more student loans than me outside med students.  When I graduated from a private university, I owed $120,000!  Thank goodness I'd never had credit problems and I live pretty cheaply.  Given the amount of debt I've had, I'm actually quite proud that I've been able to live my life pretty fully even paying more than $1000 every month to student loans.

I've had to make it work, and I have.  But last year, things got a little crazy and I lost touch with my financial situation.  That's why I started Budgets Suck in the first place!  I try not to think about what might have been had I not had to pay these student loans.  An extra grand a month could've gone a loooong way, not to mention the life dreams and careers I could've pursued had I not had to worry about money.  But that's negative thinking and regardless of truth, will get you nowhere.  So instead I think of how the debt is decaying and soon will be no more.

I am still on schedule to have my loans paid off by the age of 35!  That's five years from now and I am stoked.  To be exact, here's my current loan stats.

Loan current balance interest monthly payment months to pay off
Sallie Mae 11217 4.13% 240 52
Citi 7349 3.75 162 49
Citi 9429 3.25 205 49
Citi 8799 2.75 190 50
Citi 11131 2.75 240 59

It's really important to go back and revisit these amounts at least once a year.  I just recently reexamined my Sallie Mae loan and I was only paying $132/mo which meant it was going to take 107 months to pay off!  By just upping the amount paid every month by $108, I'll not be done on time in 52 months.  I used an online calculator to figure these things out.  Remember to use whatever tools make your life easier.  BTW, my 35th birthday is 55 months from now.  So that's gonna be a helluva party!

Five years is a while from now and I hope I'll be settled down with someone by then.  Either way, I already know that extra cash is either going to a monthly mortgage for a place of our own or (if we can afford it) straight into savings.  I've lived off little for this long, no sense changing it up if I can be more secure in the future!

It's a long haul, ladies and gentlemen.  It's much easier if you start young.  If you're in your teens and reading this blog, you're already ahead of everyone else.  Please feel free to email me with any questions or post up here.  I'm more than happy to help.  I wish I had someone to teach me about money when I was young, all I can do now is pass on what I've learned through life.

Upon further review of my projected net worth, I noticed that sometime next year, my net worth will finally pass the Zero mark and into the positive!  I was so focused on the $100,000 mark I didn't even notice this milestone.  I will definitely be having a Zero Worth party!  According to the projections, it should happen early next year, but I'm gonna say probably more like June.  That would be a lovely birthday present.

Worst case, by the end of the year, but definitely in 2012.  As long as the market doesn't completely blow, all should be well.  Finally I'll have a positive net worth, and just in time for the end of the world!

At long last, I paid my final settlement payment totaling $7500.  So that’s an extra thou I’ll have each month.  Even with paying $1000/mo to the settlement, my net worth has been rising, so I’m doing well.  Just gotta keep with it, spend less, save more.  Looking to that $100,000 net worth in 5 years goal.

I am so bad at single tasking.  I am all over the place most of the time to the point where I get next to nothing done.  I take whole weeks off of work so that I can be closer to home, but for what reason?  To hang out with friends mostly, for I get very little done.  I get more done on my projects on a work week than I ever do on weeks that I'm off.  Why?  Because when your mind is in work mode, you work.  That's just the way it is.  I've tried so hard to get into that place when I'm off, but my brain knows I don't have to work, so I end up playing video games instead.  :P

I currently have so many projects going on right now: marketing a book, writing another one, managing this website and another one along with the blog that accompanies my book.  Plus, a friend wants to start another business project so I'm doing stuff for her.  Oh and there's the two real estate properties, my actual job, and looking for a new job.  Not to mention all those other things I'd love to be working on, like my next stand up comedy routine, cleaning and organizing my room/house, building something, looking into other real estate opportunities.  With all these thoughts and ideas reeling about in my head, it's really difficult to keep it all straight and quite often I end up overwhelming myself and doing nothing.

Then I had the thought, what if I had a baby today?  What if by chance, a baby came into my life that I would have to take care of?  That's a full time job right there: sleepless nights, feeding, changing, making sure it doesn't kill itself.  There would be very little time for any of these other projects I have.  I'd have to burn most of them.  That's called crushing your dreams for procreation.  So, if this did happen, which projects would I keep on?  Which would I continue to pursue?

Real estate would have to stay cause I can't really get out of that.  Other than that, I think I would focus on my book.  So does that mean I should drop everything else now and focus on my book?  That's what this post is all about; what it's trying to convey: simplification of life.  But unfortunately, saying the words is not quite as easy as living the life.  :P

Just did a new financial statement and projected forward for my Net Worth and the results are quite promising!  If my calculations are correct, even though I currently have a net worth of -$20,000, if I continue at the same pace I am, I should have a net worth of $100,000 in 5 years.  I know that seems unlikely, so let’s break it down.

120,000 / 5 = $24,000 per year.   24000/12 = $2,000 per month.  I will have to save/gain $2,000 per month from now until September of 2016. That sounds very difficult I know, but in the financial statement I have put together, by that time, I would’ve bought another rental property, creating passive income, as well as gotten a new job and started a business.  In my new job, I’m making $80,000/yr instead of $55,000 and my business is generating $1000/mo extra income.  This is a super happy view of the future I know, but quite within the realm of possibility.  So it gives me some goals to work towards.  Furthermore, at my current rate of net worth increase, i should actually be at $100,000 by January of 2014, a cool 3 years from now.

You can see the tiny graph in the lower left of the actual values thus far.  Assuming growth, on average, stays the same, this trend line will hold true and bu January 2014, my net worth will be $100,000.  I still see it as a rather fantastically positive outlook, but the more I crunch the numbers, the more I start to believe.  And if I, the cynic of all financial cynics, can believe I can reach this goal, then I will!

Main thing, just keep with the system!  Keep saving!  Don’t blow it on some company or investment.  Use proper judgement and risk only what you are allowed to lose.  It’s just like gambling in Vegas.  Never bet the rent money.  :)

A great investment is to own your own home.  If you are renting, all that rent goes and floats away to the landlord and doesn’t serve you at all.  Owning your own home allows you to live in your investment.  Once you’ve managed to save enough for a down payment, you’ll be financially disciplined enough to make monthly mortgage payments on time and budget your expenses accordingly.

Your home will increase in value over the years and should you move, you can sell it for more than you bought it for.  This is always a good deal!  In today’s market, it may seem like a tragic housing market, but in truth it’s a great time for buyers.  With foreclosures rampant, prices are low.  They can only go up from here.  Lenders are being more cautious than before on who they lend to but this can be a good thing for you so you know you can actually afford the mortgage payment you are agreeing to.  NEVER EVER get an adjustable rate mortgage, an ARM.  You never know what that rate will turn out to be, which makes it difficult to budget over the long term.

In fact, if you’re ready for that phase of your life: to stay in one place for a while and want to buy your own place, this should be the first thing you save up for.  Keep your treasure in a savings account or money market account which you can liquidate at any time.  Look around at the place you would like to buy and layout all the necessary finances you will need to purchase that place.  Then plan and save until you can afford it.

I just ran across a great article about the qualities held by many millionaires.  How many of them do you have?  Let me test myself…

Here are twelve distinctive characteristics of millionaires.

  1. Millionaires are focused. Even though they can adapt to conditions they are focused on the end result. They make a goal and put it in writing. The accomplishment of their goal is the driving force which sustains them. They don’t think about money they concentrate on playing the game. Money is a result of their desire to win.
    -This is something I know how to do, but it’s definitely an effort.  Sometimes I find myself running forward, then I stop and wonder “where am I running to?  Oh, I don’t have a plan because I don’t have a goal.”  Then I can make a plan and a goal but it’s definitely something that’s still in development.
  2. Millionaires have unyielding confidence. They never enter into any situation without the confidence to back it up. They know they will win because they don’t question they can’t.
    -I can do this in certain arenas.  Having friends around me helps.  I’ve never ventured into the financial world with friends around me.  That’s something I need to change and get used to, in fact even rely on, having trusted people around me when i make financial decisions.
  3. Millionaires are prepared. They never go into battle without a plan and the resources to back it up. They educate themselves for the challenge ahead and have confidence it will succeed.
    -I try my best to educate myself.  Perhaps my fatal flaw is and always has been half-assing things.  You might be the same way.  Once you admit the problem is there, somehow it doesn’t magically fix itself, there’s a lot of work ahead.
  4. Millionaires believe in themselves. They know what their capabilities are and do not hesitate to use every aspect in their command. They are not self involved but rather self evolved.
    -Yes, I have this quality, or I did.  Ever since the financial crash of my near past, my self belief has been waining
  5. Millionaires believe in duplicating themselves. They are the mastermind that fits people into jobs they do best. They realize no one person can do it all and they know they have a treasure of talent at their request.
    -I am good at this.  I would like more of a challenge in representing this skill to the world.
  6. Millionaires believe they have no limitations. They are driven by their own ideologies, values and morals. No river can’t be crossed and no mountain can’t be climbed there is only the will to do it.
    -I’ve lost touch with my morals and ideologies in recent years.  Perhaps I need to reclaim them before I can move forward.
  7. Millionaires are creators. They believe in generating their own environment and conditions. They see the world as opportunity waiting for their command.
    -Finally, one I can say I definitely have.  I am a creator and inventor.  I feel I make reality what I want it.  My wants, however, tend to be very simple.
  8. Millionaires are aware and engaged. They belong to and take part in clubs, community events, give speeches, and claim their environment as their own. They command notice, not for glory but for reputation.
    -I love to do this.  My job keeps me traveling more often than not, so I can’t get involved nearly as much as I’d like to.
  9. Millionaires share their expertise. Most millionaires have an apprentice they take under their wing. They want to extend their lives by inserting themselves into someone else.
    -Ahem, blog…  Yes, I am definitely an educator.
  10. Millionaires share their money. There would be no fund raising if it weren’t for millionaires. They build additions to hospitals, build parks and contribute to worthy causes and occasionally they are the venture capital behind another aspiring millionaire.
    -Nope, not right now.  I’ll buy a drink for a friend from time to time, but not a lot of charity work.
  11. Millionaires are aware. Nothing goes unnoticed to a millionaire. They stay on top of everything going on around them.
    -So much to stay on top of!  Where do I start?
  12. Millionaires never give up. The most prevalent quality of millionaires is their perseverance in every thing they do.
    -This is me as well.  I also don’t get to frettered about things.  I know its never as bad as it may seem.
Hmm, perhaps a depressing post today, but over the last few days, I’ve been talking to some very intelligent people and realizing how little I really know and how much uphill I have yet to climb.